George Carlin..... a maz ing
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less...
When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I
whatshouldwecallme: In high school we’d be like, Now, we’re like,
When Dr. Dre comes on
whatshouldwecallme: Me: My parents:
When I'm alone at a party and then my best friend...
When a girl tells me she doesn't watch reality TV
whatshouldwecallme: (Source: realitytvgifs)
When I\'m drunk and my best friend says she feels...
Listening to Dubstep
whatshouldwecallme: If I’m sober: If I’m not:
When my guy friends have an \"intelligent\" debate
Today someone asked me how I spell my name and I said “Like an adverb” #nerdalert
It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness. A handsome...– Leo Tolstoy, The Kreutzer Sonata
Gagaaaaaaaaaaaa! I was born this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life....– Steve Jobs